Awkward Turtle, Balloon, Giraffe, Meerkats, Squid, even Wrist Violin if you must but never let the bad stuff stop you.....Just keep on shimmying! Note: Do not bring Awkward Balloon out in strong winds, it's reckless and likely to Exacerbate the situation!
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“I’m sick of saying the words gay and lesbian. It’s just people…One day I want my son to come home from school and be like, ‘Dad, I found this guy and I love him!’ And I’ll be like, ‘Yes, you do and that’s OK!’ I so want that.”